Kelly the Centipede

Winner of Hurlworth’s Got Pazzaz, Kelly the Centipede is a gentle, trusting soul that truly believed she would be star. Born to generous and loving parents in the hamlet of Hurlworth, Kelly aspired from an early age to be a renowned clarinetist for the Death Knell Philharmonic.

Following years at the most expensive and prestigious preparatory schools, the spritely, giant centipede entered the annual Hurlworth’s Got Pazazz talent pageant and took first prize. Kelly was thrilled, but learned soon after that there was no room in the woodwind pit for a fifteen foot insectoid. Angered by her dismissal, Kelly rebelled against life and got the first job she could find: Corpse-Eater in the sulfur sector of Orfong’s Dungeon. Nothing but rapid bone digestion amidst the oppressive odor of festering eggs.

Kelly is the only true friend of Rickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo at Subterranean Pits and Lairs, LLC. They can often be seen roaming the halls together playing old boggart toil-shanties, administering wedgies to unsuspecting boggles, and sharting the alphabet in the breakroom.